2. Found evil monkey paw under seat

Two weeks ago during a routine inspection of the interior of the car, Kahne found a monkey's paw under his seat.  At first it was cool. The monkey paw granted wishes (like top 10 finishes at Kansas and Dover). But wishes soon turn into nightmares. No one has ever outsmarted an enchanted monkey paw.  Kahne might think he has turned a corner with two great finishes, but he is playing with fire.  He must destroy the monkey paw.
                       
3. Ran over gypsy in turn 2 at Dover

Running over a gypsy is never a good thing.  Running over a gypsy in turn 2 of an important race is the worst thing that can happen to a Sprint Cup driver. Some people argue that Kahne was protected from gypsy curses because of an amulet given to him by a warlock before the race, but that's just ridiculous.
                            
4. Would not let goat into pit box

If the Chicago Cubs have anything to teach us, it's that you have to let goats into sporting events.  If Kahne wants to win the big one, he will have to relax his "no goats in the pit stall" policy.  Tony Stewart has allowed goats to roam free in his pit area for years and look at all of the success he has had.  Kahne needs to take a page from his elder's playbook and let in the goats.