That, and $1.86 Will Get You a Grande at Starbucks

It’s one of those truly the cup is half empty kinds of moments, but Carl Edwards can at least find some satisfaction in the knowledge that had he won those same series-leading nine races in 2003, he would be your NASCAR champion.

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important development: Had John McCain received 8,481,031 more votes on November 4th, he would have won the election by one vote.