And In Other News …

… no one not named Bodine gives a crap.

But, this is a new year, and I did promise my mother I’d try my darndest to be more positive, so — here goes: Apparently, the fourth annual Geoff Bodine Bobsled Challenge did raise some money for our men’s and women’s bobsled teams!

Because, lord knows, the current state of the American bobsled program is an embarrassment to this great nation of ours.