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Anonymous4 years ago

Number 5: "You want to help me find some buried treasure? Because Truex marks the spot." OR "You're so hot, if you were a movie I'd rate you Truex, Truex, Truex"
No one can resist the charm and grace of a Martin Truex Jr., and now you can capitalize on his mojo. In order to reap the benefits of these can't-miss lines, you need to follow two simple steps. Step one: Legally change your last name to "Truex." Step two: Prepare for non-stop lady action. When you have a name like Truex, you're never at a loss for a good line.

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