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Hi, this is Andre Agassi. You may know me from my tennis career, countless commercials, and fashion spreads in magazines. But when I wasn't dazzling folks with my good looks and super-clean-cut image, I was smoking meth in my hotel room day and night. You can read about it all in my new book.

I was just hanging out today with my good buddy Theoren Fleury. You may remember him as the star of the New York Islanders hockey team. His new book talks about how he was cranked out of his mind on meth during his playing days yet no one realized it, either.

Anyway, we were just sitting around talking about our days as top famous athletes who did meth and we were laughing up a storm about all the people who defended us over the years. Anyway, we finally stopped cracking up long enough to call up our good buddy Jeremy Mayfield.

You see, Jeremy is doing it all wrong. He shouldn't be denying the meth. He should be admitting it. After all, he's never going to be a big lucrative book deal, a Barbara Walters interview, or a TV movie made about his life if he keeps denying it. He should fess up and tell everyone just how much meth he did, just like I did, Andre Agassi. Hey, it worked for me. Mayfield is missing out on millions. Nobody likes a liar, but we all love a good meth story. Meth stories sell books.