CONGRATULATIONS TO RYAN NEWMAN AND JIMMIE JOHNSON ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR SON

It’s impossible for two men to have a baby, you say? Fact: Ryan Newman is an engineer. Fact: Jimmie Johnson is a robot. Fact: This photo. Now it doesn’t seem so impossible, does it?

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