Danica Patrick is Hot, But, Well, You Know, She Can’t Really DRIVE


So poor little Danica, she just can’t catch herself a break over there in those silly little Indy cars … another race, another crash, another DNF not her fault.

This time, the Greatest Hot Driver Never To Catch A Break In Any Race She’s Ever Run was undone by some stupid rookie who actually tried to pass the Greatest Hot Driver Never To Catch A Break In Any Race She’s Ever Run! Can you believe the unmitigated gall of that insolent little twit? Do these kids have no idea who the Greatest Hot Driver Never To Catch A Break In Any Race She’s Ever Run is

And what, exactly, does this have to do with NASCAR? Well, nothing, really … but the idea that the Greatest Hot Driver Never To Catch A Break In Any Race She’s Ever Run might someday make an appearance in NASCAR? The potential for mayhem is just too much. Me, I’d paid cash money to see her go toe-to-toe with Kyle Busch … the mind reels.