DANICA PATRICK IS NOT WEARING PANTS

Danica Patrick recently made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! - and what an appearance it was. The IRL star (and future NASCAR driver?) wore, well, I don’t know what you’d call her top, but basically she wore thigh-high boots and a shirt. At the top of the interview Kimmel observes that Patrick is not wearing pants and Patrick replies to Kimmel, "In England pants are underwear," which leads to a long, awkward discussion about whether this is true. (It is.) The interview – like many of her interviews – is laced with several unsuccessful attempts by Patrick to impress/entertain the audience. She may be able to drive the heck out of a race car, and she looks great in those swimsuit shoots, but Patrick needs to keep working on her public charisma. I present to you the latest installment of the hotness and awkwardness that is Danica Patrick…

 

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