On Second Thought, Danica Patrick Would Look Good in the Cup Garage
In an earlier incarnation of this site, I took another writer to task for suggesting that NASCAR needs to convince Danica Patrick to come join the Sprint Cup Series fray.
Well, it's clear to me that I didn't think this matter through clearly enough. Not at all. And I'm enough of a man to admit when I'm wrong and, it just so happens that I think I might have been a little hasty in reaching a conclusion on this important matter. Much, much too hasty. Too hasty indeed.
Having only just tracked down my copy of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue -- my 13-year-old son swears he's just been engrossed by the articles for the the last nine days -- it's abundantly clear to me that I'm wrong, that I made a mistake. A terrible, horrible mistake.
Lordy, did I screw up.
NASCAR needs Danica. I need Danica. You need Danica. Hell, we all need Danica!
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Could you maybe air-brush my wife like that? You know, just once? For five or six minutes?
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A truly beautiful driver! Go Danica! A real woman who can drive! Much better than Tom Boys trying to be men.