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DANICA PATRICK TISSOT PHOTOS

Posted 08/20/09 at 12:04 PM PDT by Joe Donatelli | Email This |

What a month for GQ. The latest issue of the men's magazine has Erin Andrews photos (taken pre-peephole), an article and gallery on Florida quarterback Tim Tebow, a feature on SI Swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker and a four-page advertorial for Tissot Swiss Watches with IndyCar driver Danica Patrick. They must be really good watches. Patrick is wearing two of them in the photo above. More photos and captions below.

In this photo, Patrick clings to her lover, whose quirky habits include snorkeling in swimming pools. They'll both need Tissot watches to make sure they're home in time to watch MythBusters.
 
Here Patrick stands next to a wall in my Aunt Phyl's living room. Patrick does not want to leave because nothing good can happen right after a bare-armed man in a racing helmet pulls your arm violently.

 

 

And finally, Patrick thinks she's sitting on a chair at a latex party, but what she doesn't know is that her chair isn't a chair at all. It's Daily News reporter Rex Penfield and he's got himself one heck of a scoop.

Related links:
Danica Patrick is not wearing pants
Danica Patrick on Jim Rome
Danica Patrick F1 rumors
Patrick has fun with moobs
Boost Mobile commercial upsets transgender employee
Porno-esque Danica GoDaddy commercial
Video of Patrick's Shape magazine bikini shoot

6 Comments

Anonymous (not verified)2 years ago

I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.....

Anonymous (not verified)2 years ago

y'all a bunch of fags huh.

Anonymous (not verified)2 years ago

Oh god, it's a freaking DUDE!!

Seriously...

Anonymous (not verified)2 years ago

Danica the Tit-less Wonder

Anonymous (not verified)2 years ago

SOOOO SHIT

Anonymous (not verified)2 years ago

THIS IS SHIT

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