Oh, no. Tragic news from the world of golf. Driver Denny Hamlin (seems he’s been busy) ran over 30 golfers in his attempt to win the PGA Tour’s FedEx Cup. "What – wait, hold on, which cup is this?" asked a visibly confused Hamlin. I got this story from The Onion, so it must be true.
Confused NASCAR driver runs over 30 golfers in attempt to win FedEx Cup (The Onion)