The National Enquirer, which only publishes stories that are true, has a salacious tale about Dale Earnhardt Jr. The story accuses Junior of stealing a married man’s wife. The man in this case is an assistant football coach at the University of Kentucky. Earnhardt allegedly met Amy Reimann while she was redecorating his house. This is not the first time the Enquirer has set its sites on Earnhardt, having accused him of partying his way into a death spiral. And as we all know, he died several months ago. Wait. No, he didn’t.

Update: Earnhardt is denying the story (SB Nation)

‘Earnhardt stole my wife’ (National Enquirer)