This weekend is the final race for the Chase and several drivers are stuck on the bubble. Matt Kenseth and Greg Biffle appear vulnerable to the charging Brian Vickers and Kyle Busch. Could Busch lead the Sprint Cup in wins (four wins – tied with Mark Martin), but miss the Chase? Can Kenseth hang onto the 12th spot? Which of the top 12 drivers are vulnerable this weekend?
To answer these important questions about NASCAR’s Bubble Boys, several other famous bubbles weigh in on who they think will make the chase.
‘Brian Vickers will make it’ – Crazy Girl from a Bubble Party
Oh my God, Brian Vickers is awesome! He will make the Chase. I’m drunk on a mixture of tequila and Brian Vickers’ eight consecutive top-12 finishes. Saying Vickers will make the Chase is like saying that I’m going to have sex in the back of Toyoda Tundra tonight – it’s gonna happen These bubbles are sticky. Almost as sticky as that situation Vickers got into at Atlanta. He broke an axle and his pit crew fixed it without going down a lap. I can’t say that I won’t be going down on a lap, but that’s for me to regret in the morning! Go Brian Vickers!
‘Matt Kenseth will be showering with champagne’ – Mr. Bubble
Matt Kenseth will be scrubbing champagne behind his ears this weekend when he makes the Chase. Hopefully that champagne shower will be followed by a regular shower using soap, shampoo and conditioner (personal hygiene is important). The rest of the field will be taking a bath when Mr. Consistent gets behind the wheel. He was as deep as 31st in Atlanta and battled his way back into the hunt. Mark my trail of pink bubbles, the 2003 champ (and this year’s Daytona winner) will be in the Chase.
‘Kyle Busch is in and I want a girl to kiss me’ – Bubble Boy
While I’ve been trapped in a bubble for 24 years, I’ve watched a lot of racing. If there are two things I can guarantee, it’s that Kyle Busch will make the Chase and I will never kiss a girl. The guy has four wins, he’s super competitive… and I’m trapped in a bubble never to know a woman’s touch. He has one win and seven top-five finishes at Richmond. He’s a lock to get in. I’m trapped in a bubble.
‘Lettuce…. Lettuce… Greg Biffle… Wheel’ – Hamster in Plastic Bubble
Lettuce…. Lettuce… Greg Biffle… Spinning Wheel… Water… Pee… Pee… Pee… Biffle finished third last year… Lettuce…. Lettuce… and second in the 2005 season… water… Wheel… Wheel… He knows how to finish at the end of the year… carrots… carrots… He will be in the Chase…
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