** UPDATE: WE HAVE A WINNER. Please do not e-mail the address below. Be sure to check back on Monday when we launch our next contest – this one involving Tony Stewart.

Last month we announced the winner of our All Left Turns caption challenge. The fool never claimed his prize. What to do? What to do? We could hold another contest, but that would require work, so instead we are going to give away the prize pack to the first reader who e-mails me at

This is what you will win.

1. A lug nut from the tires of the #24 car used during the Talladega race

2. A throwback T-shirt featuring both Darrell Waltrip’s #11 Pepsi Challenger and Jeff Gordon’s #24 Pepsi Challenger

3. An Aaron’s 499 fan program autographed by Jeff Gordon

4. 2’x2′ framed metal pieces of Jeff Gordon’s #24 DuPont/Pepsi Throwback Challenger