HOW DO NASCAR DRIVERS USE THE BATHROOM?



The options for those who have to go mid-race are fewer. There's the, "Oh, hell, I'm in 38th place and no one wants to talk to me anyway" approach, which means the driver just lets loose in his fire suit and hopes no one notices that both he and his car smell like asparagus.
The other approach is to spin the car and wait for a ride to the infield care center. We all have seen those incidents. One car spins out by itself with no other cars nearby. Now you know the truth... that guy really has to pee.

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Remember a few years back when Tony Stewart won at Sonoma? He had a severe stomach virus and they had a backup driver standing by because the stomach cramps had gotten so bad he didn't think he was going to make it. They were discussing their options when Tony comes on the radio and says..."never mind." He wins the race, bails out of the car in victory lane and heads straight for his motor coach. He returned about 15 minutes later in fresh clothes and did the media thing, but everybody watching knew what just happened. Could be the first driver to win with a load in his pants. Go Smoke!
there was a video on youtube of Kasey Kahne saying he doesn't drink anything before the race really so that he doesn't have to pee. He said he's only done it once in the car and never again after that. lol I remember listening to his radio once during a red flag where he was complaining how he had to pee so bad but he refused to make a mess.

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Remember the NASA lady who drove non-stop for like 1500 miles to kidnap her lovers lover and she wore a diaper the whole time so she wouldn't have to make any stops. That was awesome! They ended up finding tape and rope and lime or something like that in her trunk. I think the lime may have been to cover up the smell of her pants, not the rotting body of her would be victim.