David Caraviello at nascar.com has a plan for Jimmie Johnson-proofing the Chase. No, it doesn't involve putting Chad Knaus in a straitjacket and lowering him into a shark tank. Caraviello wants to Jimmie-proof the Chase schedule so the best team in the Sprint Cup no longer runs at seven of its 10 best tracks to close out the season. Would it work? Who knows? To the author's credit, it's slightly more practical than my shark tank solution.

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