Chad Knaus and Chandra Johnson square off for ESPN The Magazine to see who knows Jimmie Johnson better. My money was on Knaus, but that is only because it is my firm belief that he constructed Jimmie Johnson in his castle laboratory.

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• '24' season eight trailer and featurette (Screen Junkies)
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• A tribute to Jek Porkins of 'Star Wars' (Gunaxin)