JESUS PLAYING SPORTS GALLERY
In honor of the birth of NASCAR Jesus, we have put together this gallery of sports Jesuses. Turns out Jesus saves. And swings. And catches. And bicycle kicks. And refs karate matches. Check out the gallery below. And remember, the Good Lord does have a sense of humor.
By playing hockey against 11-year-olds half his size, Hockey Jesus is able to teach children the virtue of suffering. Check out the eye-of-the-tiger look on Jesus' face. He's in it to win it.
One of these children is destined to avenge Sensei Jesus' death. The other one will run the rope line at Pure.
Are all the fat kids gone? Good. Slim, you're going to pass it to Skinny, who will send it over to Twiggy...
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Maybe Jesus is not to be laughed at. But many of his followers' perceptions of him are completely idiotic. Jesus is not a handsome white man. He's not some type of cosmic slot machine--wherein your prayers are like coins you feed into him to get him to give you what you want. Christians talk about how self-centered the non-Christian "World" is, then call on their diety to help them win soccer games; and they sell junk like these statues to make money as they indoctrinate their children.
When he comes back, y'all have a lot of explaining to do. More than many of us, because more than ignoring his teachings (as you say we have done), you have twisted them to your own ends...to serve yourselves and your agenda. So get off your high horses and enjoy Branson while you can before you cower at your own god's feet.
Unnecessary vulgarity, all of you cool it with that and show some respect to God, Jesus, And The Spirit. I like these statues and the values Jesus gives. Author included, let's all have some respect! Glory To You, O Lord, Thanks, Praise, Worship, Blessings, And Glory Always Be, Father, Son, And Holy Spirit, Then, Now, And Forever And Always Eternal, Glory To You O Lord, And Life, Peace, Mercy, Love, Hope, Strength, Word, Deed, Wisdom, Worship, Blessings, Talents, And Justice Always Be On earth and in Heaven, With All Creation individually and as a collective carrying out your work and their calling through their time, talents, opportunity, blessings, light, hope, healing, holiness, and gifts as Creations, Lovers, And Servants Of God And His Holy Gospel And Traditions And Worship In Their Own Ways And As A Collective! Pray! May All And Every Be Saved! All Found And None Lost! Jesus participating in our lives and us being all in it whatever we do, Face And Hand And Spirit Of God In All Creation And All Concepts And Things Everywhere, Fundamentally All Good And Of God And To Return And Stay That Way! Forever And Ever Alleluia Amen! Peace, Love, And God Bless All And Every! :bows to the Lord: All our hearts, minds, bodies, spirits, souls, love, gifts, talents, blessings, peace, concepts, true ideals, righteousness, grace, mercy, forgiveness, healing, helping, service, light, etc. Through, With, In, Of, By, For, And From The Lord right back at Him as best as We Can Do! Let's Help Our Brothers and Sisters, Strangers and Foreigners, Lonely and Popular, Loved and unloved/hated, Heaven and earth, Creatures, Plants, People...ALL CREATION to be God's and bid Him rightful Glory. PLGB ALL AND EVERY, AND GOOD EVERYTHING TO ALL CREATION, Love, Gifts, Time, Blessings, Talents, Duties, Tasks,Thanks, Be To God, Among So Many Other Things, And Bid Him Glory And Praise Well Due And More Significantly Deserved From ALL CREATION! Amen!
Dear all, don be angry with those people that thinks is funny, but have faith in JESUS... if JESUS can do all this thing... all things is possible for him.... JESUS LOVE ALL OF US.... he is my coach... in all ways... praise him that JESUS give us the talents in the sport....
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Jesus is "Sacred Ground".
Whoever came up with this is definitely not a Christian.
Jesus is nothing to joke about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How cute!
I saw these when I went to a baptism in a Catholic Church..
I laughed soooo hard!
They are a little disrespectful, I guess... But the intended message is good. Jesus loves children, remember? :D