In honor of the birth of NASCAR Jesus, we have put together this gallery of sports Jesuses. Turns out Jesus saves. And swings. And catches. And bicycle kicks. And refs karate matches. Check out the gallery below. And remember, the Good Lord does have a sense of humor.
By playing hockey against 11-year-olds half his size, Hockey Jesus is able to teach children the virtue of suffering. Check out the eye-of-the-tiger look on Jesus’ face. He’s in it to win it.
One of these children is destined to avenge Sensei Jesus’ death. The other one will run the rope line at Pure.
Are all the fat kids gone? Good. Slim, you’re going to pass it to Skinny, who will send it over to Twiggy…
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