JIMMIE ON JAY (NOT LITERALLY)
Posted 12/01/09 at 1:03 PM PST by |
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Jimmie, if your goal is to kick your public persona out of the vanilla zone into something a little more Chunky Monkey, "The Jay Leno Show" is not the way to go. (Was that bastion of televised Ambien Larry King not available?) Go on Letterman. Do Stern. Get Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. You gave it your best with Jay, but you didn't have much to work with. The guy is still telling Monica Lewinsky jokes. Probably. You need to get out of your comfort zone. It might mean looking like a fool. Good. Look like a fool. It will get people talking about something other than how boring you are, which is probably an unfair rep, but it's the one you're stuck with. What I am trying to say is, hire me as your image consultant. I will take half of whatever you're paying CAA.
And now for the links...
- Ten best NASCAR races of the 2000s (From the Marbles)
- Perfect gift for the awful golfer: Golf ball radar (Just a Guy Thing)
- Insane Super Bike crash (Break)
- BCS bowl projections (Bleacher Report)
- Steven Seagal: Lawman' extended preview (Screen Junkies)
- Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Model Power Rankings 2009 (Gunaxin)
- MMA fighter's porn career in jeopardy after he assaults everyone at party (Cage Potato)
- Man vs. Toddler (Holy Taco)
- World's strongest beer (Made Man)
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