Jimmie, if your goal is to kick your public persona out of the vanilla zone into something a little more Chunky Monkey, "The Jay Leno Show" is not the way to go. (Was that bastion of televised Ambien Larry King not available?) Go on Letterman. Do Stern. Get Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. You gave it your best with Jay, but you didn't have much to work with. The guy is still telling Monica Lewinsky jokes. Probably. You need to get out of your comfort zone. It might mean looking like a fool. Good. Look like a fool. It will get people talking about something other than how boring you are, which is probably an unfair rep, but it's the one you're stuck with. What I am trying to say is, hire me as your image consultant. I will take half of whatever you're paying CAA.

 

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