Know that guy in your office who comes in at 9 on the dot, takes exactly one hour at lunch and leaves right at 5? That’s Juan Pablo Montoya. The Chase driver bailed on a scheduled interview with a Northern California television station on Friday because it was 5:01, one minute longer than he planned to work. That said, bailing on the interview was much more interesting than anything Montoya would have actually said, and the look of shock on FOX 40 sports anchor Jim Crandell’s face was priceless, as was his Kent Brockman-esque rant after he was dissed. Thank you, JPM, for continuing to lead the Sprint Cup in unintentional comedy.
Juan Pablo Montoya owns ESPN’s Vince Welch