AT LEAST BUY THE GUY DINNER FIRST

Kasey, Kasey, Kasey, what are you doing? See the attractive brunette to your left? She should be the one wiring you for sound, not the guy who’s dressed like he just stepped off the 18th hole at Bethpage. You are right to giggle nervously. What if someone sees you? Oh, wait. That’s exactly what the person who took this photo ensured would happen. Now we all see you. What are you looking at, useless production assistant guy in white hat?

Your Tuesday evening link dump:

Don’t try this at Dega: Australian race fans face 24-beer limit (BBC)

They do? The ten weirdest marriages in sports (Bleacher Report)

Dana White and Georges St. Pierre make ‘Top 49 most influential men of 2009′ list (Cage Potato)

Inappropriate movie laugh tracks (Screen Junkies)

Perfectly timed costumes for 2009 (Made Man)

What her underwear says about her (Holy Taco)

Fat guy screams for McDonald’s chicken (Break)

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