MARIO IS SO GONNA PUT A BUMPER ON KYLE

Everyone knows Kyle Busch has the hottest girlfriend on the tour. But did you know he’s seeing someone on the side? It’s true. Kyle Busch has captured Princess Peach. He only lets her out of his castle to stand by his side on race day. Who will save Princess Peach? Certainly not Kasey Kahne. He’s happy being single. Certainly not Jimmie Johnson. He’s married to a beautiful wife. It’s going to take someone with pluck. Someone with determination. Someone with skill. Someone who might have a brother named Luigi. Max Papis, your princess needs you!

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