Husband suspended from work? Sorry, lady. You're both out of luck. Unless he owns a Cup team. Then you get his job until he comes back. Somewhere in Washington Hillary Clinton is punching the hell out of a wall right now.

On Wednesday, ownership of the No. 41 team was transferred from Jeremy Mayfield to wife Shana Mayfield. Shana Mayfield said that her husband will be present at the shop, which "will be run the way he wants it to be run." Owner/driver Jeremy Mayfield was suspended on Saturday for violating NASCAR's hazy substance abuse policy. He will be replaced in the 41 car by driver J.J. Yeley.

Shana Mayfield in charge of No. 41 team [ESPN]