Michael Schumacher drinking and driving PSA

Get that, kids? Mix your drinks before you get in the car. Not while you're chauffeuring your Italian bartender around. Mama mia! That's just asking for trouble. Personally, I'd much rather see the video of Michael Schumacher plowing into the security gate of an English auto dealer. If that video existed. I guess I will just have to enjoy this anti-drinking and driving PSA that ends with Schumacher's hand around a drink and a bottle of rum by his elbow.

You are highly encouraged to get your drink on as you check out...

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