MISS USA LOVES NASCAR

As you have no doubt heard by now, Venezuela’s Stefania Fernandez won the Miss Universe pageant Sunday night. For those of you who do not follow the international beauty scene as closely as I do, Venezuela has won back-to-back titles. The South American country, which appears to be run by a character from a Tom Clancy novel, is suddenly the Hendrick Motorsports of international beauty.

The United States was represented by Kristen Dalton, who made the top ten before being eliminated. Dalton, who hails from Wilmington, N.C., is a NASCAR fan. She showed her love for the sport by donning a NASCAR-themed outfit as her "national costume." That outfit: a helmet by Sam Bass and a red zip-front, long-sleeved, cutoff unitard decorated with silver sequins and rhinestones. It is pretty much what I imagine NASCAR drivers would wear every week if Scott Speed had any say in the matter.



Damn. Dalton’s camel toe is tighter than the last four laps of Saturday’s Bristol 500. (Backup caption: Dalton had so much camel toe, even Miss Saudi Arabia was like, "Damn, that’s a lot of camel toe." Third-string caption: This look is also called The Mark Martin.)
 
Below are a handful of photos of Stewart. You might recognize her from the May Coca-Cola 600, where she sang the national anthem. 

 

 
 

Miss USA goes NASCAR contesting Miss Universe (nascar.com)


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