Here's one way to boost ratings: let every driver make a pro-wrestling style entrance into the track. Kara Martin at The Bleacher Report picks the perfect song for, one presumes, each driver's pyrotechnic-filled march. I can't help but think we would all be helpless to turn away from the spectacle of a shirtless Carl Edwards marching into Bristol as speakers blare Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy." It would be horrible. Yet we would not be able to turn away.

Martin left Dale Earnhardt Jr. off her list. For him we recommend Ray Steele and Glenn Jones's New 88.

Slide show: Wrestling entrance themes gone NASCAR (The Bleacher Report)