Being a sports fan means having to make difficult decisions. Decisions like: Do I like pro hoops more than college hoops? Is Chad Ochocinco a nuisance or a national treasure? Do I hate soccer or am I gay? Perhaps no decision is more life-altering than deciding whether or not you are a NASCAR fan. To those who embrace NASCAR comes a life of tailgating, beer and TV on Sundays and yelling when cars go smash. To those who shun NASCAR comes a life of reasonable physical fitness and hating on NASCAR on blog comment threads. Not sure where you fall? Maybe this flowchart can help.
Ultimate NASCAR nickname flowchart