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Eight Hot Women of NASCAR

Posted 03/31/09 at 11:13 AM PDT by Stephen | Email This |

You earn a boatload of cash and you do something manly like drive a race car for a living? You damn well better be nailing a seriously hot woman. Or, better yet, nailing seriously hot women. But, whether a guy is a serial dater (we're looking at you, Dale Earnhardt Jr.), the available evidence proves that what NASCAR drivers are getting is pretty damn good.


Who: Ingrid Vandebosch
Linked to: She is the mother of Jeff Gordon's child

The mere fact of Ingrid’s presence of Gordon’s arm is conclusive evidence that supermodels don’t save themselves just for open-wheelers. And to all you haters who insist on clinging to the tired old ‘Jeff Gordon is gay’ thing? That's so 20th century. What’s that you say, Rock Hudson? Okay, fine, well, then, what about the fact that the duo procreated together? Is that not proof enough?

 

Who: Samantha Sarcinella
Linked to: the dangerously hot Sarcinella is Kyle Busch's girlfriend
That a weenie like Kyle Busch can land a honey like Samantha Sarcinella is just more proof that there is no justice. Even more damning to those of us who are old, gray, withered, and bitter, you can bet money that little Busch will get bored with the preternaturally hot Samantha, toss her aside and move on to someone else equally hot.


Who
: Krissie Newman
Linked to: Married to Ryan Newman

Striking a massive blow for subtlety everywhere, we present Ryan Newman’s wife, Krissie. In contrast to certain other modified, sculpted, and big-chested ‘beauties,’ Mrs. Newman is the kind of quietly hot woman who is 10 yards past you before you realize Holy crap, that chick is hot!
 

Who
: Lynne Allmendinger
Linked to: sigh ... AJ Freaking Allmendinger
Shouldn’t there be a law? Or at least something that requires a driver should at least have won a race before booking passage on the ocean liner Super Babe? Of course, setting such a bar would make it hard for AJ Allmendinger to make time with a hottie like his wife, Lynne.
 

Who
: Delana Harvick
Linked to: Married to Kevin Harvick
In many worlds, Delana Harvick would be considered hot. I guess … I mean, if you like a spectacular body and a flowing, blonde mane. But really, the whole ‘gotta wear a firesuit to Kev’s races’ thing? Kind of ruins it for me …
   
Who: Pick 'em
Linked to: The Luckiest Man on Earth
It’s good to be king. At various points in his career, Dale Earnhardt Jr. has been linked to Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller (above, left) and former Playboy Playmate Leann Tweeden (above, right). At other times, he’s ‘slummed’ with unknowns like Kortnie Coles and the barely-known Shannon Wiseman (center). Tell me you don't wanna play One of these things is not like the other ...
 
Who: Nikki Taylor
Linked to: Burney Lamar
Lamar, who has had virtually no success in a thoroughly mediocre Nationwide Series career, is married to Nikki Taylor. Repeat after me: Lamar is married to the unrealistically beautiful, she-must-be-a-hologram-she’s-so-hot Nikki Taylor. On top of that, the union recently produced a set o’ twins, meaning – He’s seen her naked!


Who: Tammy Kahne
Linked to: She gave the world Kasey Kahne
Gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A in my ever-expanding cougar file. Sure, she gave birth to Kasey almost 30 years ago -- there's some mileage there. But, really, doesn't that just kind of heighten the appeal? I mean, at least, from what my friends tell me it does.

 
 

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Anonymous (not verified)5 months ago

Wow, no Chandra Johnson or Kim Burton? Unreal!

Anonymous (not verified)10 months ago

Think Jennifer Jo Cobb should be on this list.

 
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Anonymous (not verified)1 year ago

It's difficult for most of these people to speak without "ALL" that profanity being used to give descriptions!!

andrew griffith (not verified)1 year ago

you left out one of nascars most beautiful women krista voda she is a beautiful woman and a great reporter

Anonymous (not verified)2 years ago

I think you all missed one of the hottest women NASCAR has ever seen, in Brienne Davis...I'm sure many of the drivers weren't real fond of her, as a NASCAR inspector. Sadly, she was killed in an accident in 2008.

 
Anonymous (not verified)2 years ago

Most definitely. Hotter than anyone on this list and she could tear apart an engine blindfolded.

Chris (not verified)3 years ago

Yeah I think Nicole Briscoe(formely Nicole Manske) and Anne-Marie Rhodes(I don;t think she is still a sprint girl anymore though) are were/the hottest chicks in NASCAR.

Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

step 1: you cut a whole in the box. step 2: you put your dick in the box.

 
Anonymous (not verified)9 months ago

loul

Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

How many times do each one of em sleep with diff people to stay in the game??

Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

there are many not women around Nascar but none are hotter than Chrissy Newman...btw Kim Burton is not too shabby either for her age

 
LaceyLuxor3 years ago

I'd love to enter to win Miss Print Cup, does anyone have the link for it?

 
press (not verified)3 years ago

Which driver is the 18 year old tall blonde Lauren Martz dating? Pics? She's the Miss North Carolina Teen USA gal who some driver broke off a relationship to start dating.

Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

what about truex jr.s girl

Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

shannon wiseman should be at top of thef list

kevint (not verified)3 years ago

The reason dale dont marry is cause hes fuck all the girls of nascar would you get married if you could do that 88 is number 1 you yanky faggs

 
Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

Your an ass fag, you YANKY PRICK!!!

Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

Wheres Monica P shes the hottest i've seen on race day.. UR the best Monica

Ron Jeremy (not verified)3 years ago

I fucked the hell out of wendy venturini. She loves being on top

Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

FUCK OBAMA

Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

Lol. Don't hate on the famous rich guy for buying a hot babe! U all r just jealous. Get over it. Just be happy u have something to look at during a race.

Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

Hot women attacted to $$ not looks...wow what a new concept !!! Idiots

24gordon24 (not verified)4 years ago

Don't forget about the sprint cup girls. they are the only reason I keep watching after the checkered flag.

Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

If these guys did'nt have money, these broads would not even be around them. they do ANYTHING for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 
Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

Burny Lamar has money? There is something that Nikki Taylor sees in him that we will never understand.

Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

I think Nicole Manske is one the hottest chicks on the planet not just NASCAR

Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

Kyle Bush is proof that money can buy you a hot babe, just look at him is ia one ulgy biscuit eater.

 
Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

nice spelling faggot

Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

Montoya's Connie Freydell.... definitely muy caliente!

Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

This is a great site, do you have a Facebook page? Your thoughts about these women are my thoughts exactly. I noticed that old hag Chandra, Johnson's wife wasn't in the the top eight women in Nascar, and should not be!

TommyK (not verified)4 years ago

Looks are deceiving. Someone should do a background check on Lynne Allmendinger. Definitely not the nicest girl out there. It's all an act... a good act at that!

Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

wendy venturini has epic boobz shes me favorite nascar girl

buttnugget (not verified)4 years ago

Shannon Spake should be on this list she is HOT

 
Anonymous (not verified)3 years ago

Shannon Spake is not hot. I saw her up close at the Kansas race and she is definitely not hot. YUCK!

 
Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

Most Definately! Shannon is extremely beautiful.

zmonte (not verified)4 years ago

And soon Danica Patrick? haha...they forgot Shannon Spake, though.

Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

almost all those drivers are damn nasty lookin! im sure all those women were going after the money cuz physically cmon. the first 3 on the list are uuuuuuuuuuuugggglyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

Tony's a Bone Smoker

 
Anonymous (not verified)4 years ago

YOU ARE THE POLE SMOKER DUDE...

Stephen4 years ago

Who is the son of a bitch?

A&J (not verified)4 years ago

You son of a bitch ...

DaleJrIsGod (not verified)4 years ago

Tony Stewart in a coconut bra was all I had until this list

Racefan4 years ago

So nice to not have to look at cars and bonehead drivers for a change!

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