Tragedy. Doom. Bad luck. Poor decisions. Superior competition. Outright quitting. No, we’re not talking about one lap around the track for Dale Earnhardt Jr. We’re talking about what it is like to be a Cleveland sports fan. The people of Cleveland have banded together in a preemptive strike aimed at keeping beloved Cleveland Cavs superstar LeBron James from leaving town. The video was produced by our friends at Break’s Creative Lab. None of these singers is professional. Which is painfully obvious when you watch this video. That said, you have to admire the indomitable spirit of the people of my hometown, who continue to follow three sports franchises that have won a collective zero titles since 1964.