AWARD SPEECH JIMMIE JOHNSON SHOULD GIVE

 Friday night at the annual NASCAR awards banquet, Jimmie Johnson will deliver a really boring speech. He'll thank his team, his family, his myriad sponsors, Rick Hendrick and Jeff Gordon. Ten seconds after it's over, people will forget that he gave a speech in the first place and the legend of the Vanilla Racer will live on. Want to punch up your image, Jimmie? Here's the speech you should give:[Standing ovation as he takes the stage to receive the championship trophy]Wow. What can I say? ...

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