HOW DO NASCAR DRIVERS USE THE BATHROOM?

 Today I will answer the most commonly asked question about NASCAR, acording to ask.com.  It is not "Who will win the Chase?" or "What brand of hair gel does Jeff Gordon use?" It is "How do NASCAR drivers use the bathroom?"  The truth is, NASCAR drivers are real people just like you and me, and they use the bathroom just like us ... one leg at a time.  No, wait, I must be thinking of something else, because the merchants of speed have their own u ...

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