FAMOUS SPEECHES AS WRITTEN BY BRAD KESELOWSKI

Last fall Brad Keselowski surprised and delighted the crowd at Bristol with his driver introduction speech. Bristol is one of the few tracks that allow drivers to introduce themselves. Keselowski, NASCAR's most derisive driver, took it one step further, grabbing the mic to declare "Kyle Busch is an ass!" With Bristol just a week away, we turn the clock back to see how famous speeches from history would have been different had Keselowski written them.Gettysburg Address Four score an ...

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BRISTOL DRIVER INTROS

Did you miss the driver introductions at Bristol on Saturday night? Kyle Busch was introduced to 160,000 fans as Lesley Gore's "It's my party" blared from the speakers. (Oh, if only that was true.) OK, for real, each driver was introduced to a song of his choosing and was given a chance to say a few words to the crowd. Busch chose "Amazing" by Kanye West. No, I don't think that song will be charting in eastern Tennessee anytime soon. Props to YouTuber Cube11679 for the videos ...

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