NASCAR CHEERIOS JACKET POPULAR WITH THE CRIMINAL SET

Dale Earnhardt Jr. fans aren't the only ones robbing America blind these days. A man in a NASCAR jacket that had a logo for Cheerios, which sponsors Clint Bowyer and used to sponsor Bobby Labonte, was part of a two-man team that robbed a home in Erie, Pa., last week. A neighbor called the police when the men dropped a television while they were trying to jump a fence in the backyard of the residence. So maybe they were Earnhardt fans after all. The NASCAR Cheerios jacket is proving to be popu ...

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EARNHARDT FAN ROBS GEORGIA BANK

Ladies and gentlemen, it has become abundantly clear that our nation's heartland has fallen victim to a massive Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Sr. fan crime spree. On Friday, Sept. 25, a man in a No. 3 Dale Earnhardt Sr. baseball hat (pictured above) robbed a Bank of America in Lawrenceville, Ga. This latest Earnhardt-related robbery comes on the heels of similar robberies this summer in Memphis, New Jersey and Salt Lake City, as well as even more horrifying Earnhardt fan atrocities in Indiana and Michi ...

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‘EARNHARDT JR.’ BANK ROBBER CAUGHT

Remember the guy who robbed a Memphis credit union this summer while wearing a No. 88 NASCAR hat? According to the Memphis Commercial Appeal, the "Dale Earnhardt Jr." bank robber struck again last week at the same credit union. David Tidwell, 41, is now under arrest. How clueless is this guy? He had an account at the credit union he robbed twice. I know. It's clearly a Dale Jarrett hat, but the Commercial Appeal calls him an Earnhardt fan. For what it's worth, he robbed like Earnhar ...

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POLICE CALLED TO SETTLE NASCAR DEBATE BETWEEN WISCONSIN MEN

Police were called to an Eau Claire, Wis., residence at 2:30 a.m. recently after neighbors reported a possible fight on the premises. When police arrived at the scene, they heard arguing, let themselves in (Fourth Amendment? What Fourth Amendment?) and discovered four men in a heated debate over NASCAR. The 20-something dudes admitted they had been drinking and were being loud, and reportedly had a good laugh over the whole incident. Police let them off with a warning and asked them to close the ...

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NEW JERSEY POLICE RELEASE PHOTO OF EARNHARDT JR. BANK ROBBER

Turns out New Jersey police did not apprehend the Dale Earnhardt Jr. fan who robbed the Frelinghuysen branch of Lakeland Bank, as previously reported, and have released the above photo of the man they say is responsible for the Aug. 11 robbery.Police might want to start by questioning this individual:The bank teller described the robber as a white male about 6 feet tall and 200 pounds. He is in his mid-40s and has a graying goatee and a diamond-studded earring in his left ear. (Are we sure he is ...

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