HAMLIN’S STOLEN CAR RECOVERED

Denny Hamlin's Lexus, which was stolen a few weeks ago in a diabolical heist that involved two criminals and an open gate, has been recovered by police in Charlotte. Cops have arrested a future "Maury" guest woman named Tomaceeta Hampton. More arrests are expected. Because if we learned one thing from "NYPD Blue," it's that anyone named Tomaceeta will turn on their own mothers to avoid hard jail time. NASCAR driver's stolen car recovered; 1 arrested (WSOCTV)Related link:D ...

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DENNY HAMLIN’S CAR STOLEN

Good thing Denny Hamlin had those security cameras installed in front of his home in Cornelius, N.C. Otherwise, how would we know that two pretty much impossible-to-identify men in shorts recently walked right onto Hamlin's property through the front gate and stole his 2008 Lexus LS 460 L? Without surveillance video, which police just released, the cops might be looking for men in dress slacks, bathing suits or capri pants.  Calling all cars. The suspects are wearing shorts. Repeat, the ...

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NEW JERSEY POLICE RELEASE PHOTO OF EARNHARDT JR. BANK ROBBER

Turns out New Jersey police did not apprehend the Dale Earnhardt Jr. fan who robbed the Frelinghuysen branch of Lakeland Bank, as previously reported, and have released the above photo of the man they say is responsible for the Aug. 11 robbery.Police might want to start by questioning this individual:The bank teller described the robber as a white male about 6 feet tall and 200 pounds. He is in his mid-40s and has a graying goatee and a diamond-studded earring in his left ear. (Are we sure he is ...

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NASCAR FAN SHOOTS THE BIRD

And we're not talking about giving Kyle Busch the one-finger salute. A New Jersey man is accused of shooting and killing a family pet - an African grey parrot named Mikey - with a BB gun because it annoyed him while he watched a NASCAR race, specifically the Pocono race on June 7. (If you recall, that was a fuel conservation race, so the urge to shoot something was pretty overwhelming, especially if you were not a Tony Stewart fan.)Dennis Zeglin's wife called police after she heard shots and dis ...

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POLICE CALLED TO MAYFIELD’S HOME

You might be a Jeremy Mayfield if ... you've ever had to call the cops to get your drunken former stepmother off your front porch. WCNC in Charlotte reports that suspended NASCAR driver Mayfield and his wife Shana called police Saturday to report that Lisa Mayfield, Mayfield's former stepmother, was trespassing on their property. The Mayfields said that Lisa was drunk and banging on their door. They also claim she threatened to kill them. Police confirmed being called to the property. WCNC's Web ...

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