NASCAR AT THE ESPYS

The ESPYs air tonight at 9 ET on ESPN. Not to ruin your idea of how television works, but the show was taped on Wednesday. (I know your pain. The same thing happened to me when I took a tour of the CNN building in Atlanta and found out they tape Headline News. It was the day I lost my innocence.) Thanks to the Internet we already know, for example, that Jimmie Johnson won Best Driver for the second straight year and that – is there no justice? – Paul Menard was not even nominated. Th ...

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DANICA PATRICK IS ‘SQUATTY’

Those are not my words. I'm pretty squatty myself. While making a promotional appearance at a Florida water park on Wednesday, Danica Patrick said that her talent as a driver is what has made her a sex symbol. Said Patrick, "If I wasn't a race car driver, trust me, nobody would be hiring this 5-foot, squatty little girl" for model shoots. Patrick is 5-1, 100 pounds.Patrick soon will be taking her positive body image to Maria Shriver's annual women's conference where she will appear alo ...

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