JEFF BURTON LANDS NEW RIDE

 The 2009 season has been a challenge for Jeff Burton. Zero wins. Zero chance of making the Chase. Still, isn't it a little early to look for a new line of work? Burton recently improved his skill set by hopping on a digger and tearing down part of the Michigan International Speedway suite. (This is something Jimmie Johnson, with all of his hard luck at Michigan, must fantasize about doing.) MIS is gutting structures around the track, with new suites and a new media center on tap for 201 ...

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DIE, DIGGER, DIE: A KIDS’ COLORING CONTEST

Hey, kids!Sunday was FOX's last televised race and its last cartoon with lovable mascot Digger. Digger is pretty sad about this being his last race of the season and has taken matters into his own hands. Color in these drawings that depict Digger's untimely demise! Let's go! Digger in Matt Kenseth's pit boxDigger, you little rascal! Can you find Digger in this picture? It looks like a despondent Digger has crawled inside a gas can that's about to be injected into the fuel tank of Kenseth's 75 ...

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THE LEAST POPULAR WORDS IN MOTORSPORTS

"Gentlemen, start your engines!" are the four most famous words in motorsports. I can't wait to hear those words every weekend from February to November. But what about all of the other words in motorsports? After copious hours of research, here are the least famous words in all of motorsports. 1. "Gentlemen, here comes another Digger cartoon!”Really? Did Caddyshack II teach us nothing? No one wants to see more gophers. We get it, FOX. You want to trick children into ...

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