ALLMENDINGER DRUNK DRIVING

NASCAR driver A.J. Allmendinger was arrested for drunk driving in Mooresville, N.C., early Thursday. He failed a field sobriety test and blew .08, which is the minimum in North Carolina, on a Breathalyzer. The incident comes one week after driver Michael Waltrip narrowly avoided a DWI after hitting a motorcyclist with his Lexus and one day after I posted this article about race car drivers who can't drive in public, which I had to update, thank-you-very-much A.J. Allmendinger. Allmendinger, 2 ...

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WRECK OF THE WEEK: SEVEN-BEER BONG

Ever wondered what it would be like to drink seven beers at once? Of course, you have. You're a man. You think about things like that all the time. My brothers and I like to talk about how many 5-year-olds we could take in a fight. (The Web site says 19, but I know in my heart it is more; like closer to 70.) We're men. We think big. When a stranger hands us the business end of a drainage pipe and asks if we want to drink seven beers in a row, we don't walk away. We man up. We swallow hard. We ta ...

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THE TIT LUGE

Fat guy with huge knockers?Yeah, we got one of those.Beer?Yes, we have plenty of beer. It's the Penn State Blue and White game, after all.Idiot friend who will do whatever the mob tells him to do?Check!OK. Great. We have everything we need for The Tit Luge. In the words of the fat guy, "Let's get all beers!" (The action picks up around the 1:15 mark.)THE TIT LUGE - Watch more Funny Videos ...

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