WHAT IT’S LIKE TO RIDE IN A STOCK CAR

 By Todd GrandominicoCHARLOTTE _ It’s no secret; I’m not a NASCAR fan. Never have been, probably never will be. It’s not that I have anything against it, it’s just that spending 16 Sundays each year mired in the combination of alcoholism and disgust generally required of a Cleveland Browns fan, I figure it’s best to put sports aside for the other 36.But when the chance came up to take a few laps in a ride-along on the Charlotte Motor Speedway, I had to take it. ...

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MAN IN NASCAR HAT ATTEMPTS TO ROB BANK

This one crossed my path somewhat after-the-fact, but in the interest of maintaining full NASCAR Fan Crime Spree coverage, I am duty bound to report the following. On Oct. 6 a man wearing a NASCAR baseball cap attempted to rob a Kannapolis, N.C., Wachovia bank. Police say the man handed the teller a note demanding money. (Take that, big-city snobs who think we're all illiterate.) The man, who did not display a weapon, apparently did the old finger-gun-in-the-pocket trick. He quickly became start ...

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WRECK OF THE WEEK: TONY STEWART FAN FAIL

This guy loves Tony Stewart. Unfortunately, his love is so overwhelming that words escape him. I think this was for a contest. But unless the contest was, "Embarrass yourself for Tony Stewart," I am pretty sure he lost. Tony Stewart Fan - Watch more Funny VideosRelated links:Car jump FAILNew tailgating sportsThree incoherent fansGoodbye, Jim BeamBig Mike and Ross the Boss bong some beersBreak out the stripper pole, they're racing in TexasSeven-beer bongGirls mud wrestlingThat kid wi ...

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COOL FAN VAN GIVEAWAY VIDEO

It has been a bad week. The race on Sunday stank and every columnist worth his salt correctly annihilated NASCAR for Talladega, the boring Chase and the rest of the sport's ills. And so, to change the tone of this site, if only for one post, I offer you the video below. Toyota, Great Clips, BraunAbility and Braun Racing teamed up to give away a one-of-a-kind wheelchair and wheelchair van at the Nationwide race in Charlotte. The kid who won is named Kody Harlow, and, yeah, he was pretty excited. ...

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YOU CAN SPONSOR A SPRINT CUP CAR

A car by the people, for the people. How American a concept is that? A group called FanCar plans to sponsor two-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Terry Labonte for the final race of the 2009 Sprint Cup season at Homestead. The mastermind behind the idea is a dude name Matt Ferguson. For $20 (a 24-pack of your favorite beer, not that I drink that much beer, at least not in a single setting) fans sign up and get their names on the car. FanCar works with teams that are already established, and in ...

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UNLUCKY DOG

 Taken by Melanie Hutchens, this is one of the winning photos from Office Depot's "Show us your 14" photo contest. Hey girl, what do you think of your new Tony Stewart doghouse? Stare forlornly into the distance if you love it. Good doggie! Susan Finkelstein: The ultimate Phillies fan (Philly.com)Financially-strapped NASCAR team down to its last 743 sponsors (Sports Pickle)Dale Earnhardt Jr. will present at CMAs, where he hopes to get his dog back, his pickup truck back, his. ...

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MAN RUNS ONTO F1 TRACK

And they say NASCAR fans are nuts. In this video (after the jump), a man dressed for the Renaissance Fair runs onto the track and into 160 mph traffic at a Formula 1 race. The man is carrying two white signs, which are unreadable, as it appears that he wrote on them with a white marker. Brilliant plan, mate. Crazy Man Runs Onto F1 Track - Watch more Funny VideosThis video began popping up online a few days ago, but the incident actually occurred in 2003 and the man on the track is - of all t ...

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