LOLNASCAR: ESTRADA!

Hey Estrada, someone finally bought a pair of your stupid sunglasses. From the brilliant minds at LOLnascar.   Related links:Another boring raceUnlike Juan Pablo Montoya, All Left Turns is beloved in SacramentoKanye interrupts Montoya television interviewHot moob actionKasey's missing Bud girlsThe Junior faceObama brings change Jeff Gordon can believe inWhose show is it?'Mikey' Katharine GallagherGuitar heroStaring contestFind me lucky charmsDouble-file dolphin restartsI must brea ...

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AT LEAST BUY THE GUY DINNER FIRST

Kasey, Kasey, Kasey, what are you doing? See the attractive brunette to your left? She should be the one wiring you for sound, not the guy who's dressed like he just stepped off the 18th hole at Bethpage. You are right to giggle nervously. What if someone sees you? Oh, wait. That's exactly what the person who took this photo ensured would happen. Now we all see you. What are you looking at, useless production assistant guy in white hat?Your Tuesday evening link dump:Don't try this at Dega: Austr ...

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URBAN DICTIONARY NASCAR DEFINITIONS

 Urban Dictionary is a wonderfully vulgar Web site that defines slang words and pop culture phrases. Before Urban Dictionary, I had no idea what a "butterface" was. Now I often state confidently in conversation, "Yeah, Hilary Swank is a total butterface," even though the conversation has nothing at all to do with Hilary Swank.Urban Dictionary: Butterface n. Girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) faceI did some poking around the user-generated site today and wa ...

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FRASIER, MEET CAL NAUGHTON JR.

Race week in Southern California should come with plenty of star power. Problem is the spring race is Oscar weekend; so, unless you like Gary Coleman, real celebrities are hard to come by. The race this weekend is a little different, so we get goofy pairings like this. John C. Reilly, or Cal Naughton Jr. as I remember him, will be the grand marshal for the Nationwide race this Saturday. On Sunday, Kelsey Grammer, or Dr. Frasier Crane as everyone remembers him, will serve as grand marshal of t ...

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WRECK OF THE WEEK: THREE INCOHERENT FANS

You see them at every race. They are the fans too drunk to speak coherently, but not drunk enough to fall over and leave the rest of us alone. They exist on a fragile plane, tiptoeing the razor's edge between laughter and tears, joy and rage, amusement and annoyance. Meet three fans who must lament the day that Arthur J. Portablevideocamera invented the portable video camera. <a href="http://www.linkedtube.com/xFzU2NaMDnQ1e1512ce344c ...

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MARIO IS SO GONNA PUT A BUMPER ON KYLE

Everyone knows Kyle Busch has the hottest girlfriend on the tour. But did you know he's seeing someone on the side? It's true. Kyle Busch has captured Princess Peach. He only lets her out of his castle to stand by his side on race day. Who will save Princess Peach? Certainly not Kasey Kahne. He's happy being single. Certainly not Jimmie Johnson. He's married to a beautiful wife. It's going to take someone with pluck. Someone with determination. Someone with skill. Someone who might have a brothe ...

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NUDE DANICA PHOTOS FROM ESPN BODY ISSUE

ESPN The Magazine's "Body Issue" will hit newsstands on Oct. 9th. The issue includes famous athletes posing nude or semi-nude.  While race fans might not be excited about the prospect of seeing Carl Edwards and Mark Martin in the buff, everyone is buzzing about the rumored nude Danica Patrick photos.  ESPN has Patrick's photos under lock and key, but All Left Turns got an exclusive look at the Patrick photos.*  She insisted that her nude and semi-nude photos be "ta ...

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LOLNASCAR: ANOTHER BORING RACE

 Photo brought to you by the folks who made us famous in Sacramento: LOLnascar.   Related links:Kanye interrupts Montoya television interviewHot moob actionKasey's missing Bud girlsThe Junior faceObama brings change Jeff Gordon can believe inWhose show is it?'Mikey' Katharine GallagherGuitar heroStaring contestFind me lucky charmsDouble-file dolphin restartsI must break youNASCAR LOLZ ...

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ULTIMATE NASCAR NICKNAME FLOWCHART

NASCAR is a sport that is richly populated with great nicknames, from Smoke to Fatback to Buckshot to Awesome Bill from Dawsonville. Just like your favorite driver, you, too, can figure out your NASCAR nickname with this handy flowchart. Related links:Jesus playing sports galleryActors who should play NASCAR driversBad NASCAR tattoosNASCAR paint-scheme FAILNASCAR merchandising FAILNew NASCAR romance novels hit shelvesBest NASCAR pickup linesSigns you're at a bad NASCAR-themed weddingGreat mom ...

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LOLNASCAR: KANYE INTERRUPTS MONTOYA TELEVISION INTERVIEW

Check out more like this at LOLnascar. Related links:Hot moob actionKasey's missing Bud girlsThe Junior faceObama brings change Jeff Gordon can believe inWhose show is it?'Mikey' Katharine GallagherGuitar heroStaring contestFind me lucky charmsDouble-file dolphin restartsI must break youNASCAR LOLZ ...

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