PENNSYLVANIA 500 ODDS

Where is Jim Grey and the Boys and Girls Club when I need them?After picking up a 30/1 winner in the form of Jamie McMurray at Indianapolis last week, I’m down a mere 75 fake dollars in my quest to pick race winners every week. So I’ve decided to use the most clichéd sports parody of the last month and take my talents to Pocono, where I correctly picked Denny Hamlin to win earlier this year.Unlike that former Cavalier who won’t get mentioned in this column, I don’t ...

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LOL RACE PICS: NEVER-START AND PARK

Tip of the hat to LOL Race Pics.  Related links:Elvis CheeriosRun, Danica, RunThe PledgeBlame GordonJimmie's golden horseshoe and Jeff's recklessness win the dayJimmie pulls Denny asideJunior's beard wincesSilence of the Rocket ManTony Stewart food runDarrell Waltrip bustedAmish Stewart fanStealing Kyle's flagTarget practiceSasquatch Earnhardt Jr.Kyle goes to Walley WorldI'm Tony Stewart ... Ting!Kyle is the new BobDrink responsiblyThe Incredible CarlWhat Carl Edwards saidDanica Patrick ...

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LOL RACE PICS: ELVIS CHEERIOS

 I'd be mighty pleased if you stopped pickin' at my huge bowl of Cheerios, Clint Bowyer. Thank you, thank you very much.From: LOL Race Pics Related links: Run, Danica, RunThe PledgeBlame GordonJimmie's golden horseshoe and Jeff's recklessness win the dayJimmie pulls Denny asideJunior's beard wincesSilence of the Rocket ManTony Stewart food runDarrell Waltrip bustedAmish Stewart fanStealing Kyle's flagTarget practiceSasquatch Earnhardt Jr.Kyle goes to Walley WorldI'm Tony Stewart ... ...

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NASCAR PROP BETS

I need a break. After the dumpster fire that was Chicagoland, I’m down a fake $325 heading into an off week. I’ve learned when you have a bad run at a table, it’s important to leave the table and get your thoughts together. I’ve also learned how fun it is to visit another table to partake in a different form of entertainment. And since I would rather bet on a WNBA game than a Nationwide race, I offer you the prop bets I would love to bet on if they actually existed.  ...

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LOL RACE PICS: RUN, DANICA, RUN

 Un-pictured, seven feet behind her, is All Left Turns reporter Jay W. Pennell chasing  Danica down for an interview. Props to LOL Race Pics. Related links:The PledgeBlame GordonJimmie's golden horseshoe and Jeff's recklessness win the dayJimmie pulls Denny asideJunior's beard wincesSilence of the Rocket ManTony Stewart food runDarrell Waltrip bustedAmish Stewart fanStealing Kyle's flagTarget practiceSasquatch Earnhardt Jr.Kyle goes to Walley WorldI'm Tony Stewart ... ...

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