GORDON FANS ARE LITTLE GIRLS, AFTER ALL

Ladies and gentlemen, the first-place winner of the Boys & Girls Clubs of the Tennessee Valley Jeff Gordon Essay Contest.  Second place. She got his date of birth wrong, but at least she spelled his name right. We accuse the contest judges of a phantom debris caution. Third place. I am pretty sure this kid's parents didn't help him with this one. At least, let's hope they didn't. Fourth place. Thanks to a poor image scan, we may never know what this young man had to say ab ...

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JEFF GORDON FANS ARE LITTLE GIRLS, AFTER ALL

Ladies and gentlemen, your first-place winner of the Boys & Girls Clubs of the Tennessee Valley Jeff Gordon Essay Contest. Second place. She got Gordon's date of birth wrong, but she spelled his name right. We accuse the contest judges of a phantom debris caution. Third place. We're pretty sure this kid didn't get any help from his parents. At least, we hope.  Fourth place. Due to a horrible scan, we will never know which vital details this young entrant chose to include ...

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