FAMOUS SPEECHES AS WRITTEN BY BRAD KESELOWSKI

Last fall Brad Keselowski surprised and delighted the crowd at Bristol with his driver introduction speech. Bristol is one of the few tracks that allow drivers to introduce themselves. Keselowski, NASCAR's most derisive driver, took it one step further, grabbing the mic to declare "Kyle Busch is an ass!" With Bristol just a week away, we turn the clock back to see how famous speeches from history would have been different had Keselowski written them.Gettysburg Address Four score an ...

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KYLE BUSCH IS TRYING TO BE NICEkY

Kyle Busch, who has always the random onion ring in NASCAR's bland, salted box of French fries, is turning over a new leaf. xxx ...

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