WHEN NASCAR DRIVERS CURSE

Some of the best advice my father ever gave me was, “If you wouldn’t say it in front of your grandma, you probably shouldn’t say it in public.” Like everything else he told me, I tucked this nugget away in the “Dad’s full of crap” file until I later learned the wisdom of his words the hard way. I have discovered that I am not alone. Here are five drivers who forgot to talk like grandma was listening. Sterling Marlin blows a @#$!* tireOkay, so that was ...

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BEST GUITAR SMASHERS

Kyle Busch celebrated winning the Federated Auto Parts 300 NASCAR Nationwide Series race on Saturday by smashing his trophy - a Gibson guitar painted by artist Sam Bass. Bass was "stunned and heartbroken" by the act, according to Scene Daily's Jeff Gluck. Busch's explanation: he wanted to smash the guitar into individual pieces that he could give his crew.Whatever the reason, Busch's action was deplorable. Not that he did it. The guitar was his to do as he pleased. We're disappointed i ...

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MORGAN FREEMAN VOICEOVER AFTER LATEST KYLE BUSCH TIRADE

Midway through the Autism Speaks 400, after a bad pit stop left Kyle Busch's poor-handling car even less responsive, reporter Jeff Gluck Tweeted that Busch radioed his crew chief and said:  “You absolutely killed it. I’ve got nothing. (Freaking) nothing.”  Morgan Freeman voiceover: I wish I could tell you that Kyle said the word ‘freaking.’ I wish I could tell you that - but the Sprint Cup is no fairytale world. Old Jeff Gluck never said what word Kyle act ...

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KYLE BUSCH SUCKS, IS A GIRL, IS LOST AND SHOULD ACT LIKE A MAN!

Four different - but not-so-different - views of Kyle Busch. Mike Mulhern says that Busch lacks grace, the proverbial bull in NASCAR's china shop.Jay Busbee says that Busch whines so much he is "like the worst ex-girlfriend ever."  Tania Ganguli writes that Busch is lost.And Jeff Gluck writes that Busch should - in the immortal words of The Godfather - act like a man! ...

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DARLINGTON CRASH VIDEOS

Videos (below) of crashes on Saturday at Darlington, including the Michael Waltrip blaze. Heads up: There are seven videos, so it may take a minute for all of them to upload. Michael Waltrip blaze Kyle Busch hits the wall Kurt Busch spinsClint Bowyer hits the wallDavid Ragan spins Denny Hamlin Dale Earnhardt Jr. spins Carl Edwards hits the wall  ...

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KYLE BUSCH IS THE LEBRON JAMES OF NASCAR

Kyle Busch is a phenomenal talent. He is 24 years old and owns 15 Sprint Cup wins. He has 50 wins in the top three series. He does things on the track nobody else does. At the risk of getting all Darrell Waltrip on you, Busch has displayed the potential to go down in history as one of the best.But where does he rank in the pantheon of contemporary athletes? Who are Busch’s peers? How do we put his talent in context?The name that comes to mind is LeBron James. Kyle Busch is the LeBron Ja ...

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DARRELL WALTRIP HEARTS KYLE BUSCH

Darrell Waltrip's man crush on Kyle Busch has spilled over from the television screen to foxsports.com, where he writes in a column, "I saw Dale Earnhardt when he was at his best; I saw Richard Petty, David Pearson, Cale Yarborough, Bobby Allison and Jeff Gordon all when they were at their best. I raced against them when they were at their best, so trust me when I say I know talent. I have to tell you, though: None of them were as good as Kyle." Waltrip writes that if Busch does rea ...

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SHOCK ABSORBER: SOUTH PARK EDITION

Check back here every Tuesday for a new Shock Absorber image. ...

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KYLE BUSCH’S GIRLFRIEND

Who could possibly love Kyle Busch? Her name is Samantha Sarcinella. The more Busch wins, like he did on Saturday at the Russ Friedman 400 in Richmond, the more we will be seeing of her on Victory Lane.Sarcinella is said to have graduated from Purdue with a degree in psychology, which starts to explain things.According to various blogs - and we all know you can always trust blogs - the 23-year-old Sarcinella was an aerobics instructor while she attended Purdue.Kyle is next to her in most phot ...

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KYLE BUSCH WINS IN RICHMOND

On his 24th birthday, Kyle Busch won going away at the Russ Friedman 400 at Richmond International Raceway for his third victory of the season. He became the youngest driver to capture 15 career victories. Busch passed Jeff Gordon on lap 352 for the lead. Tony Stewart finished second and was followed by Jeff Burton, Ryan Newman and Mark Martin.Busch celebrated in his usual understated style, with a series of burnouts at the finish line, a victory stance atop his car and a lap with the checker ...

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