JIMMIE ON JAY (NOT LITERALLY)

 Jimmie, if your goal is to kick your public persona out of the vanilla zone into something a little more Chunky Monkey, "The Jay Leno Show" is not the way to go. (Was that bastion of televised Ambien Larry King not available?) Go on Letterman. Do Stern. Get Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. You gave it your best with Jay, but you didn't have much to work with. The guy is still telling Monica Lewinsky jokes. Probably. You need to get out of your comfort zone. It might mean ...

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PLENTY OF REASON TO LOVE OR HATE JEFF DUNHAM – I’LL LET YOU DECIDDE

 And now, the links...Notre Dame QB punched outside bar (Deadspin)Jeff Gordon one-ups Oprah (NBC Chicago)20 worst things about attending a professional sporting event (Gunaxin)Cool over-the-back TD pass (Break)Food fights back! Paula Deen hit in face with ham (Break)12 movies to be thankful for (Screen Junkies)WEC ring girl Brittney Palmer strips down for the troops (Cage Potato)5 things your family will want to talk about during Thanksgiving (Holy Taco)6 best man-cations (Made Man) ...

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DAVID RAGAN EXPERIMENTS WITH NEW CHASSIS

The final race of the year is a time for experimenting, and it appears that David Ragan, who normally drives the No. 6 Ford, is going with the new UPS delivery truck chassis. What it lacks in speed and turning it makes up for in being allowed to park in red zones.And now for your latest delivery of links...Florida-South Carolina football announcer coins a phrase (YouTube)Hockey goal celebration failure (Break)They make it 'cause we buy it: NASCAR driver nuts (From the Marbles)Check out this stre ...

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MICHAEL SCHUMACHER PROVES THAT DRINKING AND DRIVING MIX HILARIOUSLY

Michael Schumacher drinking and driving PSA Get that, kids? Mix your drinks before you get in the car. Not while you're chauffeuring your Italian bartender around. Mama mia! That's just asking for trouble. Personally, I'd much rather see the video of Michael Schumacher plowing into the security gate of an English auto dealer. If that video existed. I guess I will just have to enjoy this anti-drinking and driving PSA that ends with Schumacher's hand around a drink and a bottle of rum by his elbow ...

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DR. STRANGEBUSCH OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BLUE DEUCE

This photograph has not been altered in any way.Now to the links...'Million Dollar Baby' in five seconds (Holy Taco)What language does Brian France speak? Because it's not English (Frontstretch)Virgin Man loses $75,000 NASCAR collection in fire (Patriot-News)Sporting event marriage proposal FAIL (Break)10 funniest sports fans (Manofest)Behold, the Buttkicker sound system (From the Marbles)'Clash of the Titans' teaser trailer (Screen Junkies)NFL's Chad Ochocinco will fight at UFC 108 (Cage Potato ...

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A DOG’S THOUGHTS ON NASCAR

A dogs thoughts on NASCAR - Watch more Funny VideosAre you listening to this dog, Brian France? Are you?!!?For when you are not napping...Jared from Subway dresses up as Carl Edwards or Hanz and Franz or something on Halloween (YouTube)The best touchdown celebration dances ever (Holy Taco)Dana White wasn't impressed with Strikeforce (Cage Potato)Is Sammy Sosa turning white? (Chicago Tribune)Joey Chestnut adds meatball eating trophy to his mantle (AP)The new Reebok girl Jessica Felice (Gunaxin)Be ...

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POLICING BUMP-DRAFTING ‘IS NOT NASCAR RACING’ … UNTIL IT BECOMES NASCAR RACING

Man, I feel like I don't even know that mustache anymore.(Great find by From the Marbles)15 funniest sports animated Gifs (Jock and Balls)Finally, a movie about a retarded MMA fighter (Cage Potato)Pretty much what you expect from drunk Phillies and Yankees fans (Break)Hilarious sexual harassment video (Holy Taco)The fastest snowcat on Earth (Made Man)Audrina Patridge does NASCAR (Made Man)25 awesome fast food toys (Screen Junkies)What does the Internet consider attractive? (Just a Guy Thing)Top ...

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THE SOFTER SIDE OF JIMMY SPENCER

 Like Jimmy Spencer can actually feel love. Come on, SPEED TV. Get real. Feel free to fight off the inevitable nightmares that segment will bring you with these links...In memoriam: Talladega commitment cone, 2002-2009 (From the Marbles)Is Philadelphia or New York world's douchiest sports town? (The Daily Show)20 hockey teams with bizarre names (Gunaxin)10 flying pests that have invaded sporting events (Bleacher Report)Epic punt return FAIL (Break)Tricked on Halloween - the good kind of tri ...

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KYLE BUSCH IS A BITCH (COSTUME)

Sorry, little girl, for dragging you into our Kyle Busch mockery. You'll understand when you're older. You see, we need to make fun of, ridicule, mock and hate Kyle Busch because, well, who else are we going to make fun of, mock, ridicule and hate? Bobby Labonte? David Stremme? You, little girl? You ready for that kind of heat? Didn't think so.Celebrate these links with Halloween in your heart...Joey Logano goes nose to nipple with Big Show (Scene Daily)Awesome mascot dance at halftime (Break)La ...

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UNLUCKY DOG

 Taken by Melanie Hutchens, this is one of the winning photos from Office Depot's "Show us your 14" photo contest. Hey girl, what do you think of your new Tony Stewart doghouse? Stare forlornly into the distance if you love it. Good doggie! Susan Finkelstein: The ultimate Phillies fan (Philly.com)Financially-strapped NASCAR team down to its last 743 sponsors (Sports Pickle)Dale Earnhardt Jr. will present at CMAs, where he hopes to get his dog back, his pickup truck back, his. ...

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