CARL EDWARDS WINS FISHING TOURNAMENT

OK, he didn't really win any fishing tournaments. Edwards was in Miami to promote Ford Championship Weekend at Miami-Homestead Speedway Nov. 19-22. He did this flip off an amphibious "Duck Tours" boat, one assumes, because he could. I'm all man, but check out this guy's body. Can you have abs on your back? Damn. (Check out video of the flip here.)The sordid tale of ESPN's Steve Phillips and his tubby temptress (Deadspin)Two convincing reasons for including Subaru in NASCAR (Jalopnik)Wi ...

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CONGRATULATIONS TO RYAN NEWMAN AND JIMMIE JOHNSON ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR SON

It's impossible for two men to have a baby, you say? Fact: Ryan Newman is an engineer. Fact: Jimmie Johnson is a robot. Fact: This photo. Now it doesn't seem so impossible, does it?Fan loses game for home team (Break)Worst sucker punch in MMA history (Cage Potato)The Rivera spitball - did it happen? (Deadspin)The complete man code to choosing your favorite sports team (Asylum)6 great athletes who tried to kill their own legacies (Gunaxin)25 funny motivational posters (Holy Taco)Steven Seagal's r ...

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‘I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THAT SCOTT FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, AND THE SISTERS LET HIM BE…’

No, Scott Speed wasn't thrown in prison for fashion crimes against humanity. He was a good sport and took part in NASCAR's "Jail and Bail" charity event earlier this week. You might still be able to make a donation. I don't think anyone has bailed out Kyle Busch yet.NASCAR's 20 coolest pit crew helmets (Bleacher Report)Wreck of the week: Hamlin torpedoes his Chase chances (From the Marbles)Classic NFL plays Tecmo-ized (YepYep)Nine-year-old scores amazing hockey goal (Break)Worst shoppi ...

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RACE ANNOUNCERS HEART JESSE MCCARTNEY

 The 20 best signs on pit road (Bleacher Report) We told you Jimmie Johnson was a robot; here is the proof (From the Marbles) Tour de FAIL (Break) 25 weird coffins (Holy Taco) Yeah, there's an MMA board game (Cage Potato) 7 movies not to watch if you're married (Screen Junkies) Get a waitress to go home with you (Made Man) You're not in Kansas anymore, January Jones (GQ) ...

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ESPN BODY ISSUE SPREAD

No lie detector necessary, Tony!Rejected ESPN Body Issue photo spreads (Holy Taco)Edwards spins Vickers like a ... wait for it ... Frisbee (From the Marbles)Georgia football body painter is insane (Break)Power ranking Big East football teams by cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)MMA fighters in drag are famous now (Cage Potato)Accidental dong: A tasteful photo gallery (Gunaxin)7 great Clark Griswold moments (Screen Junkies)Missile silo bachelor pad (Made Man)Bring the movie 'Paranormal Activity' to a ...

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AT LEAST BUY THE GUY DINNER FIRST

Kasey, Kasey, Kasey, what are you doing? See the attractive brunette to your left? She should be the one wiring you for sound, not the guy who's dressed like he just stepped off the 18th hole at Bethpage. You are right to giggle nervously. What if someone sees you? Oh, wait. That's exactly what the person who took this photo ensured would happen. Now we all see you. What are you looking at, useless production assistant guy in white hat?Your Tuesday evening link dump:Don't try this at Dega: Austr ...

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MARIO IS SO GONNA PUT A BUMPER ON KYLE

Everyone knows Kyle Busch has the hottest girlfriend on the tour. But did you know he's seeing someone on the side? It's true. Kyle Busch has captured Princess Peach. He only lets her out of his castle to stand by his side on race day. Who will save Princess Peach? Certainly not Kasey Kahne. He's happy being single. Certainly not Jimmie Johnson. He's married to a beautiful wife. It's going to take someone with pluck. Someone with determination. Someone with skill. Someone who might have a brothe ...

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WELCOME TO THE RIYADH 500!

An alliance in the Middle East? What could possibly go wrong?Enjoy your Tuesday night link dump...Try convincing thousands of hammered Daytona fans to do this (Break)Traumatize your kids with road-kill plush toys (Jalopnik)Celebrity fan tattoo gallery (yes, Joe Dirt is included) (Screen Junkies)A Butterbean sighting not at Old Country Buffet (Cage Potato)Awesome motorcycle fails (Holy Taco)Gas powered two-stroke blender (Made Man) ...

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MOM!

You promised! Not in front of the Thursday evening link dump...Clemson fan acts like baby after loss (Break)Woo! Ric Flair is honored with his own commemorative lottery tickets (Fanhouse) (YouTube)You can stop waiting for Dana White to mock Strikeforce's Herschel Walker signing (Cage Potato)Is your girlfriend sugar mama-terial? (Made Man)'Capitalism: A love story' caption contest - let bullhorn fattie have it! (Screen Junkies)25 hot girls with weapons (Holy Taco) NSFW ...

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KYLE BUSCH YOSHI!

You'll rescue that princess ... somedayWhat your favorite MMA fighter says about you (Cage Potato)Lottery winner starts sexy wrestling league/sketch comedy show (WTSP)25 funny lost and found signs (Holy Taco)Keep plucking that chicken news FAIL (Break)7 awful prequel ideas and their posters (Screen Junkies)Brewdog IPA made by Poseidon (Made Man)Super Bowl of racing moved to accommodate Super Bowl of American football (Black Flagged)NASCAR's 15 hottest WAGs (Bleacher Report) ...

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