The Black Helicopters Are Circling NASCAR Again

I'm beginning to think Alex Jones must be a NASCAR fan. The father of some of the wildest conspiracy theories you've ever heard on the radio surely must be behind the story behind Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s victory Sunday in the Geico 500. "Jimmie Johnson let Junior win it, because they're teammates, he needed a win to get in the chase, and besides Johnson owes Junior for Johnson's win at Talladega in 2011." The black helicopters are out once again and there's a run on tin foil in the NASCAR natio ...

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NASCAR CONSPIRACY THEORIES

In the Sprint Cup, conspiracy theories abound. Let’s see. NASCAR spiked Jeremy Mayfield’s urine sample. NASCAR robbed Juan Pablo Montoya of a win at The Brickyard. Rick Hendrick took Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s good cars and gave them to Mark Martin. Marty Smith’s hair is the beneficiary of illegal human growth hormones. Jayski is not actually a blogger but a sentient computer program obsessed with the color yellow. Need I mention the Digger sex video? There are a lot of shadows ...

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