DRUNK NASCAR FAN

 Sometimes when you're at a race, and you're on cocktail number 800, the urge to point at your favorite car and then direct it where to go can be overwhelming. The driver knows where he's going. He has been around the track hundreds of times this weekend, but that doesn't stop you from extending your index finger in the direction you would like him to proceed in. Is this drunken exuberance? No. It is simply you doing your part. And having done your part, having done everything possible at t ...

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