WHAT REALLY HAPPENED BETWEEN MAD MAX & SLAP HAPPY NASCAR WAG

What? Mike Skeen’s girlfriend got suspended for slapping Max Papis after the NASCAR truck race in Canada? Whoa, hold on here, back up the truck! Ladies and gentlemen, all we had was a misunderstanding. Kelly Heaphy was only trying to help her boyfriend’s rival. Since we don’t have audio, we’re left to speculate. Here’s what we believe the spunky blonde was really trying to do. It was something more like... “Mr. Papis, nice to meet you. Hey! There’s a mosquito on your nose. Let me he ...

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