Last Minute NASCAR Holiday Gifts

Should we have started shopping by now? Not even the best shipping deal can save you at this point. So if you haven't gotten that loved one or person you don't like but have to buy gifts for anyway because someone is making your, here are some nice things you can package together to make the 2014 Sprint Cup season that much better. (more...) ...

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BANK OF AMERICA 500 ODDS

Dear Tony Stewart,I want you to know this will be harder on me than it is for you.First of all, I want to congratulate you on your big win last week in California. Yes, it cost me 50 fake dollars. But I’m OK, still up 20 fake bucks for the year.I’ll use that money to buy some Mobil 1. What a great job getting those guys into NASCAR as a sponsor, especially in this economy. Wait, Mobil 1 is already in NASCAR? Sam Hornish Jr.? He’s still racing?Anyway, I hope your newfound succes ...

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EMORY HEALTHCARE 500 ODDS

Labor Day weekend.It’s a chance for most to reflect on all the hard work we do through the consumption of red meat and carbonated beverages that rhyme with “Diller Night.”For this working man, there’s no time to slack, not when we’re 2/3 of the way through the Sprint Cup season. As an homage to said working man, I decided to show you some point totals from 2010 to 2009. Take a look at the numbers, then some thoughts on what they all mean. 1    Kevi ...

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LEAKED OBAMA NOTES FROM NASCAR MTG

On Wednesday President Obama is scheduled to meet with Jimmie Johnson, Mark Martin and several former NASCAR champions.  In an All Left Turns exclusive, we have obtained a senior-level staffer's notes to the president's speech-writing team.  These documents show the White House's attempts to get the president up to speed on stock car racing.   Talking Points for the President regarding NASCAR 1. Pretend it's the Chicago BullsPresident Obama is likely to be very bored ...

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LOLNASCAR: GUITAR HERO

Some people are handed a Sam Bass-designed Gibson guitar and think "smashy-smashy." Not Ron Hornaday Jr. All the 51-year-old driver is interested in is smashing records, like when he won his fifth Camping World Truck Series race in a row on Saturday in Nashville. Safe to say he won't be sawing this trophy into pieces.  This is why you keep cronies around. They don't ask why the boss is bowling on a carpeted surface. They just clap. Thanks to LOLnascar for the weekly chuckl ...

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